How Much Tit Do You Have to Show to Get a CFDA Award? Lady Gaga Knows

Lady Gaga always seems like the first to do something, or at least the first to bring back a trend that was thought to have been left dead in the Studio 54s and the juke joints of yesterday. What keeps the public’s attention on her ever-growing wardrobe are two very significant factors. One; you never know what the hell will pop out of her closet on any given day. Two; she will wear anything from a piece of meat to a stuffed animal as clothing. The woman is a genius, as any person with a Lady Gaga inspired Youtube video will tell you. But this time has she gone too far? Is that even possible with Lady Gaga?

A few years ago after Superbowl XXXVIII, Janet Jackson was almost put on the fire pits to roast her career away after her pierced nipple was shown live around the world. After that the FCC changed a lot of things. Since then nothing is really “live” anymore, just 30 seconds behind the actual event so broadcasters have enough time to catch every dick and cranny that might show up to the viewers. Now just a few years later we learn that it’s not alright to show your tit live to millions of people, but it’s perfectly fine to have your picture taken and have your tits texted,tweeted, copied, and facebooked around the world….or at least it’s alright when you do it in the name of fashion.

So where did this crime against pads and under wires take place? At the CFDA Awards. The CFDA or Council of Fashion Designers of America, hold an annual event to hand out awards to stars, designers, and models who are making an iconic impact in the world of fashion. The 2011 awards ceremony was held last night, June 6th, at the Alice Tully Hall in New York City. Lady Gaga walked down the purple (not red) carpet in a black Thierry Mugler asymmetrical dress with low-cut sweetheart neckline. She had no shame as she pushed her pointer sisters forward to plop out of her dress and be exposed to the delighted paparazzi that quickly snapped as many shots as they could.

You would think that would be the end of the night. With such a prestigious organization as the CFDA, you would think Lady Gaga would have been banned or atleast escorted out with a little bit of dignity. Nope! “She pushes boundaries, she loves fashion,” said CFDA president Diane von Furstenberg, “and she loves dressing up.” Did I miss something here? I’m pretty sure my local police wouldn’t let that excuse fly if I tried it walking down the street with my Bahama mammas out. And trust me, my mama gave me really nice Bahamas!

Lady Gaga’s body is banging. I was paying attention to more than the sequins in her music videos. But there’s a time and a place for everything. I’m a woman and I definitely know when you’re sexy enough to walk out wearing a bustier or less you want some attention. But come on Lady Gaga, you know that tons of eight year olds begging for a superstar to follow and horny 40-year old pedophile virgins are going to see your tits if you bust them out. Lady Gaga doesn’t want them getting the wrong idea and think that its alright to do the same, do she? Who knows; maybe she’ll say it was for the welfare of animals like when she splattered blood all over herself at the MTV Music Awards in memory of Princess Diana’s tragic death.