Yes, Yes, Yes Prince William is experiencing an extreme amount of early age balding. But this article is not just about the newly married royal couple or the mega fab dress the bride wore. This is about the fashion that happened at their wedding and reception. The people who worked it like it was a runway and not an aisle. Or maybe the people who might’ve forgotten they were not dressing in play clothes for their friends and family but being photographed and shown to millions. Here are some of the people who stood out at the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. By the way I loved the bow-inspired hat that Princess Beatrice wore that was designed by Philip Treacy…I’m just saying..
Best of the Wedding
1.Philippa Middleton
This was a no brainer. When people start to wonder whether you out shined the bride or not it’s kind of clear that you are the best dressed at the wedding. Maid of Honor for the wedding Pippa Middleton wore the hell out of that Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen dress. The cowl neck was a nice touch. Yes, it was white and yes it did take some of the attention away from her blushing bride sister as Pippa carried the train down the aisle. But when you see her body in the dress, you think; who the hell cares? Unlike Kate’s dress Pippa’s dress was not one-of-a-kind. It was worn at the 2011 Golden Globes by Cameron Diaz in a red color. But I believed the fabric was a little bit thinner for Pippa because it was clear the girl had no panties on. But who is complaining? Pippa is still single by the way and papers in Britain are already calling the 26yr old the most eligible bachelorette in the land. They are also saying that if Harry doesn’t ask her out he is dumber than his father. I think they are right.
***Close Runner-up*** Duchess Catherine
Feels so weird to say Duchess Catherine after years of reading about “Waity Katie”. But she’s not waiting anymore because the ring is on her finger and the ink is dry. Catherine wore a stunning Grace Kelly inspired wedding gown, but for the reception she dressed a little bit more like herself. Before heading into the reception hosted by Prince Charles this photo was snapped of Duchess Catherine wearing a strapless, white gown with Diamante embellishment at the waist and a cropped Angora sweater, all by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. Burton is the woman who designed Catherine’s wedding dress as well. I noticed in several pictures that Catherine traded in the Welsh gold wedding band that Prince William had to nearly jam on her finger in the wedding ceremony for her iconic blue sapphire and diamond encrusted engagement ring. This is the same ring that was given to Prince William’s mother Princess Diana when she became engaged to Prince Charles in 1981. I think the blue sapphire ring fits Duchess Catherine’s personality much better.
2.David and Victoria Beckham
One of the reasons I woke up at 4am ET to watch the wedding was to see Victoria Beckham. In the past she hasn’t made that many public engagements pregnant. I couldn’t imagine her usually petite and size zero frame with child. Would her face become fat? Her ankles swollen? The Beckhams were one of the first couples to arrive so I got a clear view. Even pregnant they were perfect; after all she is 1/2 of the most beautiful couple in the world. Victoria Beckham wore a hat designed by Philip Treacy that was taken from his S/S’ 2011 collection. The dress Victoria wore was not a maternity dress as everyone assumed but a dark navy blue dress taken from her own self titled F/W’ 2011 fashion line. Some said that she looked like she was heading to a funeral with her subtle color choice, but this isn’t her wedding and she’s pregnant. Victoria will have plenty more opportunities to take the spotlight. I hope everyone is paying attention to the 6in. sky-high Christian Louboutin heels Victoria had on though. Keep in mind this woman is in her second trimester of pregnancy. I’ve never been pregnant and I can’t pull off heels like that. David wore Ralph Lauren from his top hat to his shoes. Loved his tail coat and the sleek hairstyle. David proudly wore his Officer of the Order of the British Empire medal that he received from the queen in 2003. Vogue couldn’t even pull off anything that good-looking.
3.Zara Phillips
I really wish that Princess Anne would take a fashion page out of her daughter’s book. As soon as Zara walked into the entrance people were whispering, “Who is that?” Even the American commentators scrambled to find out. She’s one of those women who know how to work what they wear. The reviews are a little mixed, but I’m putting her at #3 because of the confidence she had. Confidence can pull off the worst of outfits every time. Phillips attended the event with her fiance Mike Tindall, who will marry Phillips on July 30th. Phillips wore a sparkling silver Philip Treacy hat and her silver jacket was designed by Paul Costelloe. I think she looks very appropriate and flattering.

Lord Earl Spencer's daughters (L to R) Lady Amelia, Lady Eliza and Lady Kitty

4.Lady Kitty Spencer
Now this is a woman with curves who knows how to dress. Some people say that her outfit was too tight. I personally think it looks great on her. She is single, after all. Kitty deserves a wedding too. Niece to the late Princess Diana and cousin to Princes William and Harry, 20yr old Lady Kitty Spencer wore a body-hugging Roland Mouret-style dress..or a Victoria Beckham dress? We aren’t sure,but it looks great on her and that’s all that matters. The dress goes perfectly with her flowing blond hair and soft skin tone. Speaking of her hair notice the Philip Treacy fascinator sitting in her locks. Take note ladies, this is how you wear a fascinator! Spencer refused to be presented to high society a few years ago and instead chose the life of a nursery schoolteacher. Not many would be willing to give up a title and genes such as hers; with the beauty of the Spencer women and a mom that’s a model what more could you expect? Those curves are too beautiful to be covered in clay-doh and crayons all day.
5.Joss Stone
I did not recognize her in this picture until I started to read the captions. Joss Stone..Joss Stone. This couldn’t be Joss Stone? She’s not wearing a hippy inspired frock and she has on shoes. But it is! Bravo! Wait..how in the world did she get an invitation. She looks really good..not too matchy and she still stayed herself by keeping in her nose ring. Fabulous! Her ensemble is from Hobbs.
Honorable Mentions
HM Queen Elizabeth II
Carole Middleton
Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (Home wreckers can dress)
Best of the Worst
1.Tara Parker-Tomkinson
She may be known as an It-girl in Great Britain, but the only thing I could think as I watched her walk into Westminster Abbey was, “I wonder how hung over she had to be in order to put that on?” Then I thought, “I wonder how drunk she was when she got that bad nose job?” Then I found out that from years of bad drug abuse she needed the nose job; alright, that makes sense. But is she serious with this outfit? I’m glad we all know that royal blue shoes, match a royal blue dress, match a royal blue hat, match a royal blue clutch; but did anyone else think this was too damn royal blue much? This is a Deborah Milner off-the-shoulder dress was an exact match to the Nicholas Kirkwood shoes with a rosette-topped fascinator by (who else?) Philip Treacy
2.Chelsy Davy
If this is the best Prince Harry can do, he really needs to give me a call over here in America. She was one of the first to arrive to the Abbey, and she looked as if she stayed up all night. Her hair was disheveled, her face was all blotchy, she had major hung over dark circles under her eyes, and she didn’t even have the decency to steam or iron her clothes that did not fit and made her look 20yrs older. If she had given just a little life to her comb, put on some makeup to cover up that all-night party face, and just ironed her Alberta Ferretti outfit Davy would’ve been one of the best dressed there. I don’t know…maybe..I was trying to give her hope. I think the Victoria Grant hat is a nice touch, but you don’t really notice it in the uncombed hair.
3.Princess Eugenie
I’m not exactly thin so I know how hard it is to make the curves look sexy. Cousin to the groom Princess Eugenie did not pull that off. By the end of the wedding there were already fan pages up talking about Princess Beatrice’s ugly hat…ouch. I didn’t think her Lady Gaga-ish Philip Treacy hat was that bad. I thought she pulled it off well. Princess Beatrice is only 22; she’s still young enough to take great fashion risks. But whomever told her that she looked good in that Vivienne Westwood ensemble mixed with green and blue needs to be shot. That’s just wrong to let her walk out of the house like that. The cut on the ensemble makes her look 20lbs heavier. This outfit was clearly made for a thin girl because it’s trying to hide her curves instead of accentuating them.
Dishonorable Mention
Miriam Gonzalez
HRH Princess Anne
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